Lie to Me

I have to admit, like many Texans, I am pretty bummed that we did not beat any records for consecutive 100-degree days in Dallas.  I mean if we are going to endure such a prolific heat wave all summer, then at least make it one for the books.  Meteorologists have searched far and wide to see what records we may have broken, and it has been determined by the National Weather Service that Texas has experienced the hottest summer of any state in recorded history in the United States of America, but the report couldn’t just stop there, and that’s where things turn sour.

It’s not like Meteorologists have a great track record to protect when they report the weather.  It may rain, it may not, we may see snow, we may not.  That’s why this entire summer I wished just once that they would give us a bone, or some hope to hang our hat on.  Just say it could stay in the 90s.

Well to top off the report that we have had the hottest summer of any state in the union ever, the weatherman concluded with the possibility of 100 degree whether returning to North Texas by next Tuesday or Wednesday.  Just lie to us.  It won’t change the weather, but we won’t be loathing it for the next 5 days either.